I bagged these mullet mates at Cedar Point. I don't consider myself to be super patriotic, but what she's done to ol' glory is surely a crime... then I have to remind myself that mullets can't be held accountable for what they do in the same way a monkey can't be held accountable for flinging poo. Bad taste is hardwired into their DNA.
Mullet Hunting Hint #1:
If the mark looks at you as you're taking the kill shot, avoid direct eye contact as this will stir aggresion in the target. Of course mullet germs are an inevitable consequence of even the slightest of gazes, so proper sanitation techniques for you and your camera must always be observed. An injection of penicillin or bleach is also favored.
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