Monday, May 28, 2007

single white mullet seeks the 1980's

"Maggie The Magnum" stumbled into the den of this next victim. Nuzzled among the infamous craigslist personals (a well known final refuge for those too tragic to score a date and too cheap to pay for eharmony) she found this lonely vice president of the John Stamos Fan Club. Let's see how he describes himself:

"Sensual, eclectic, somewhat spontaneous, creative, accepting, very sexually expressive, drama-free swm, 40, near downtown Columbus seeking a single/divorced woman with a zest for life ... someone who appreciates the almost-hidden nice things found in quiet mornings, catching some porn, and enjoying a warm embrace for the world to see ... experiencing new and different things ... throwing on some 'oops, are they ripped?' jeans and exploring life's little nothings and notions .... enjoying the simple things and not caring about the size of one's wallet or home ... a lady who values terms of endearment and kisses in the grocery store and being a little 'nasty' at times and having yummy desserts at midnight ... someone equally expressive and appreciative of life's little things ... because life is simply too short .... so come on, let's find out ... Good grief ... where are you hiding?"


(uncanny, isn't it?)

Yes ladies, if you enjoy sharing the almost-hidden nice things found in a quiet morning -like catching some porn- you can (and should) contact John at his second-hand bistro at: pers-329480380@craigslist.org

Ladies, play your cards well with this one, he has a Full House!

1 comment:

M.T. said...

Hahaha yes. He really does look like Uncle Jesse.... damn.

I'm seriously tempted to message him with a link to this video (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dghimG_Odgk) and say "is this you?!"